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10 Monkey Jokes That’ll Have You Swinging with Laughter 🐒

 


“10 Monkey Jokes That’ll Have You Swinging with Laughter 🐒”


Whether you’re a banana lover or a tree-swinging giggler, monkey jokes are here to tickle your funny bone. Get ready to monkey around with these wild and wacky puns! 🐵🍌


🐒 1. Why don’t monkeys use social media?

Too many trolls — and not enough bananas.


🐒 2. What’s a monkey’s favorite game?

Gorilla warfare.


🐒 3. Why did the monkey get kicked out of school?

Too much monkey business.


🐒 4. What do monkeys do when they’re bored?

Go bananas.


🐒 5. How do monkeys make decisions?

With a lot of monkeying around before they commit.


🐒 6. Why don’t monkeys do well in school?

They find the homework un-peel-ievable.


🐒 7. What’s a monkey’s favorite instrument?

The chim-piano 🎹


🐒 8. Why was the monkey a great detective?

He always went straight to the chimp-lications.


🐒 9. What do you call a monkey who wins the lottery?

A millionaire in a bunch!


🐒 10. What happened when the monkey ate too many bananas?

He went a little... bananas 🍌🤪

Feeling more monkey than human now? 😂
Drop your favorite monkey joke in the comments and keep swinging by for more fruity fun!

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